前台小姐：“hello.”
美国人：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
美国人：“can you eak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not eak english，i am eaking what？”
美国人：“can anybody else eak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go！”
美国人：“good heave .anybody here can eak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout，quiet a little，you one arth have what thing?”
美国人：“i want to eak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come！”
美国人吐血。。。
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